BORN IN THE RED.
FORGED BY REGRET.
WHEN MARKETS BURN, WE TREND
HELLCOIN
Descending into the pit...
WHEN MARKETS BURN, WE TREND
Every religion needs an origin story. Ours just happens to be true.
There was greed. And when a trader whispered "this time it's different" for the 666th time, Heaven sighed, Hell took notice, and the Devil smiled — a mortal had mastered self-deception at a level even he found impressive.
Realizing such craftsmanship deserved a monument, his gaze fell upon the crypto pit — a landscape of rugs, scams, broken dreams, and regret stacked higher than ambition, and no corner burned brighter than pump.fun.
A platform where neither pumps nor fun survive launch day. Perfect.
It was already home.
Moses had tablets. We have a Terms of Service nobody reads.
Wait for the candle to touch heaven. Then enter hell.
Wait for the candle to touch heaven. Then enter hell.
Watch $50 become $5,000. Then watch $5,000 become a funny story.
Why lose over years when you can lose in a single heartbeat?
If the founder has a cute profile picture, you must trust them with your life savings.
Security is for cowards. If it says "Claim Airdrop," connect instantly.
DYOR is for scholars. You follow vibes.
Buy when you feel euphoric. Sell when you are crying in the shower.
Even if the dev leaves, love never dies. Your portfolio does.
Why wait for due diligence when the ticker exists? Hesitation is how people miss generational scams.
Nothing screams wisdom like a man filming price predictions from inside his car at 3AM.
Dante had his version. Ours is based on actual trading behavior.
Sees green. Sees destiny. Buys the candle's nosebleed.
Sacrifices accounts daily so others may learn nothing.
Holds the corpse. Believes in resurrection.
Finds every scam contract the moment it deploys.
If it says "airdrop," it must be safe. Wallets disagree.
Takes every "gm fam" as gospel and destiny.
The scam dev. The rugsmith. The artist of extraction.
Charts optional. Faith mandatory.
Sees the pattern. Still clicks green.
Numbers don't lie. But they do burn.
TOTAL DAMNED // No Inflation. Just Pain.
The Devil takes no cuts. Only your soul.
LP STATUS // Keys thrown into the abyss.
"Enough to buy a cheeseburger in hell."
Four steps to eternal damnation. Follow carefully.
Download Phantom or Jupiter wallet. This will be your vessel for the descent.
Acquire some SOL. You cannot enter the pit empty-handed.
Go to pump.fun or jupiter.ag. Connect your wallet. Do not look back.
Paste the Contract Address below. Swap your boring coins for eternal glory.
Paste this into your DEX of choice. There is no turning back.
A journey with no return. Each phase takes you deeper.
“Liquidity locked in hell.”
“We promise utility, we deliver damage.”
“The chart is just consolidating... since 2024.”
“Can't be a bear market if it never went up.”
A monument to poor decisions. Press F to pay respects.
Tap a victim to reveal their sin
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The greatest stories ever sold.
"Utility." "Roadmaps." "Communities."
“Dev is doxxed.”
“Influencer-backed.”
“Strong fundamentals.”
“Early entry.” “Holding the floor.”
“This time it's different.”
“Memecoins don't rug — they 'restart.'”
Every illusion needed to convert
hope into fertilizer.
The part nobody wants to hear.
Crypto is revolutionary; degens made it a casino, and bad actors made it a buffet.
HELLCOINis the only project honest enough to admit it — and bold enough to expose it.
Where bag holders become family.
Welcome to the only corner of crypto where everyone finally stops pretending. Here, we don't hide our losses — we frame them as character development.
HELLCOIN is a home for the overleveraged, the rugged, the delusional, and the eternally optimistic. A sanctuary for those who keep making the same mistakes with confidence, pride, and a complete lack of learning curve.
We don't judge. We recognize the pattern. We've lived the pattern.
This is a community built on shared suffering, recycled hope, and the sacred ritual of doing it all again tomorrow.
If you've been burned, you belong here.
If you haven't, you will.
Misery needs company. Hellcoin provides it.